Men don’t get cellulite

Boy am I thankful for being a man.  Home and garden shows?  Boo!   Handbag shopping?  Barf!   Fashion magazines?  Kill me first.  Phillies games?  That’s what I’m talking about!  Video games?  Rejoice!

Most of all, not only do I not have to give birth to children, but I don’t have to worry about crap like cellulite and anti-cellulite creams.

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