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Jones Good Ass BBQ & Foot Massage

Ryan — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 17:23:53 +0000

LMAO. You have to watch this freakin’ video. Just hilarious. Jones Good Ass BBQ & Foot Massage

How To Piss Off Other Drivers

Ryan — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 14:18:47 +0000

I love tongue in cheek pieces like this article: Road Rage 202: How To Piss Off Other Drivers, Advanced Tactics

Jon & Kate Plus 8 Divorce?

Ryan — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 12:27:54 +0000

My wife loves Jon & Kate Plus 8. You know the show with the couple with 8 kids where the wife always nags and bitches at her husband? Well, apparently there are rumors that Jon & Kate are getting a divorce. Now normally I wouldn’t care one bit about something like this, but it sure is fun seeing all the women out there who follow this show with reckless abandon get all worked up in a lather of shock. How could the good Christian couple get divorced? I’ll tell you how. And women, please listen up. When a woman moans and bitches at her husband as incessantly as Kate moans and bitches at Jon, eventually she’s going to drive him away and he’s going to look for an escape. My bet is on the fact that Jon has cheated on Kate because Kate drove him away with her whining.

Women please learn a lesson from Kate: hold your tongue and be patient with your husbands.

Is this fake or not fake?

Ryan — Sat, 28 Feb 2009 21:19:51 +0000

I admit. I enjoyed this college humor video and laughed a bit. But the more I watched it the more I had the feeling it was a fake. What do you think? http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1902236

25 Really Unromantic Album Covers

Ryan — Wed, 11 Feb 2009 14:53:54 +0000

I just had to laugh out loud when I looked through these 25 Really Unromantic Album Covers. Definitely worth a look.

Cheer Up With a Daily Joke

Todd — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 00:43:22 +0000

Previously on Thrivecore I had discussed a site that tracked the number of layoffs on a daily basis. Given there is so much depressing news at this time on the economic front, you may need some cheering up. Here are some daily joke sites to help put a smile back on your face. At least until you turn on the news.

Obama’s Juggle Inaugural Balls

Ryan — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 15:54:33 +0000

@copyblogger – Classic CNN Faux Pas Headline: Obama’s Juggle Inaugural Balls

I remember one prank we pulled in colleg …

Ryan — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 12:02:59 +0000

I remember one prank we pulled in college where this guy had fallen asleep and we packed ice down his pants … and then he pissed his pants. So cruel. 15 Awesome College Pranks from Past and Present

LMAO. Funny -> Always Check Your Child …

Ryan — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 00:56:55 +0000

LMAO. Funny -> Always Check Your Child’s Homework Before it Gets Turned In (businesspundit.com)

Wierd Funny

Ryan — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 00:54:36 +0000

There are somethings I don’t think I should find funny, but then I do. Like the irony of a Campell’s soup commercial with splattering red tomatoe soup following a scene in Battlestar Gallactica where a female character shouts herself in the head.

Shouldn’t have been funny. But it was.